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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    my mum who's in her 80s working out how to download zoom and get it working so we can chat face to face
     
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      I wish my mum was that tech-savvy, I really miss her and although we chat over the phone it's not the same.

      Can't bloody wait until this is over and I can go round there and give her the biggest hug I've ever given!
       
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      I hear you on that cs xo
       
      bigbird, Mar 31, 2020
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      Set it up for her after the hug Curious
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 1, 2020
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  2. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Spring flowers
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Finding out one of the kids in my program is drawing me pictures and putting them in the mail for me to cheer me up. Kids are the best ♥️
     
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  4. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    the goats have come down from the Great Orme to invade lock-downed Llandudno


    [​IMG]
     
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      Sure those aren't goats
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 1, 2020
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  5. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    from the really really stupid miserable bastard's but you gotta smile file

    Some brainiac kiwi scum stole a corvid19 testing tent
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    like this from outside a medical centre.
    But they didn't get it all because
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    it was bolted down.

    You can just imagine;
    "hay bro look I got us a tent to gro the winta crop in"
    "but bro , no bottom , it fall ova bro"
    "she be rite mayt , I'll get a couple road signs to hama in"


    Now , there's urgent messages going out.
    they're being seriously urged to get tested for covid as soon as possible.

    The tent was for testing possible and suspected cases.
    There was no general testing at the time.

    and , guess what fools , we're on lockdown ,
    but CCTV is not
    well
    ya can't fix stupid
    not even stupid kiwi
     
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My boss interrupting our daily department videoconference to make me get my cockatoo Penny out of her cage so they could all see her. She makes so much noise they couldn't hear me talking, so once I had her on my lap and giving her head scratches, she stayed silent through the rest of the meeting. He says she has to attend all of the meetings going forward. lol
     
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      I misunderstood when you said you enjoyed stroking a cock or two.
       
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      I got stoped at "giving her head"
      o_O
       
      slutwolf, Mar 31, 2020
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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I went to the post office today and out of force of habit I was holding the door open for the woman behind me but she stopped in her tracks. I looked at her and said this isn’t going to work is it, so I let the door close and stepped back about 10 feet. She looked at me, laughed, opened the door and walked inside. Old habits are hard to brake. :)
     
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  8. Alton Steadwelljr

    Alton Steadwelljr Porno Junky

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    Wow @HdAzGrl i am glad i made you you smile you made me smile to
     
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  9. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    just waiting on news , a quiz show in the background.. contestant asked

    what mode of transport is an overnight sleeper to #£#&_£ ?
    His answer , so seriously ,
    "motorbike"

    :woot:
     
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      unsurprisingly in his 1 minute question round he got

      0
       
      slutwolf, Apr 1, 2020
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  10. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    When I was a kid my favourite book was The Hobbit, and I would read it over and over. My dad somehow got me an audio book album and I played it and played it until everyone was heartily sick of it.
    I still have the box of records but they are scratched and battered and I've not had a record player on which to play them for decades now.

    I've just been sent the link to it on YouTube! This is the best thing ever.

     
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      omg - i wasnt so keen on the Hobbit at the start - but it gets better - but Lord of the Rings series hooked me in straight away
       
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      I read the Hobbit when I was 6 or 7, had a hardback copy with the Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Farmer Giles of Ham.
      I've tried to reread it as an adult but it's hard going. LoTR I didnt read until I was 9 or 10, but I will happily reread that - there's enough story to maintain my interest.

      That record though... yes my emotions are very close to the surface at the moment but just hearing the score made me well up, it took me right back!
       
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  11. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    My oldest studying in the kitchen, but having trouble concentrating. It made me proud to see him try and I smiled at recognizing his difficulty. :)
     
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      Mine have to start online school next week I am seeing large problems
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 1, 2020
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      Bandwidth, devices and unprepared teachers? :)
      We have Easter holidays next week, they are thinking of distance learning after that (for now just repetition with exercises sent and the kids took a lot of books home the last day of school).
       
      eendagsvlieg, Apr 1, 2020
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      Forget unprepared teachers, try unprepared parents!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 1, 2020
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  12. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Waking up and seeing no one started a brand new coronavirus thread lol lol lol lol
     
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  13. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    The happy people of xnxx!
     
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  14. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Thinking i am one of the luckiest!! ;) Just trust me i am. :p
     
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      Incorrect. I don't have to think, I know!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 2, 2020
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      I will let you win this time smarty pants. ;)
       
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  15. Tigerle001

    Tigerle001 Sex Machine

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    It's sunny outside :)
     
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      I wish we could see that. I rains here Every day it seems like
       
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      Here too.
       
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    A friend stopped by to drop off some chocolate because she is the best friend ever ♥️
     
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      You’re not sharing it around though? :(
       
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  17. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    Despite Increased Lockdown, I still get to work !!
     
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I saw a little ant today try to make off with a crumb of food it found that was 10× it's size.
    I was so bored I even recorded the little guys effort on my phone.
    Then I realized he was trying to hoard my stuff.

    I may need that crumb someday, little man... sorry.
     
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      Just what makes that little old ant , think he could move a rubber tree plant . Everyone knows and it can’t move a rubber tree plant but he had High hopes .
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 2, 2020
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  19. Infinityfire

    Infinityfire Porno Junky

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    The Boston Cooler I made for myself this evening.
     
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